Greta Koenigin, a mother of three and wife of one, is a former high school teacher who left the profession in search of one less annoying.  She now stays home to get all up in her children’s grills full-time, and she dreams of one day sticking to her housekeeping and exercise routines.  Greta is approaching 40 with the speed and grace of a Honda Pilot racing down the freeway to get the kids to the drop-off circle where they are launched within seconds of the morning school bell to their mother’s shouts of, “Run, Sweetie, run!”   She lives in a modest home in the highly immodest San Francisco Bay Area (and lives to tell about it), and loves reading, decorating, and spending time with her very loud family.