Greta Koenigin, a mother of three and wife of one, is a former high school teacher who left the profession in search of one less annoying.  She now stays home to get all up in her children’s grills full time.  She dreams of one day making a YouTube video and losing her muffin top for good.  She lives in a modest home in the highly immodest San Francisco Bay Area, and loves theater, decorating, and spending time with her very loud family.